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this is a tumblelog where i post regurgitated bullshit for anyone who is bored.

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  • friend: mulan isnt even a princess
  • me: dishonor
  • dishonor on you
  • dishonor on your whole family
  • DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

When im tired , and sick, and cold, and got head ache and some motherfucker wants to joke around with me

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12:00AM 1st January 2012

“holy crap! the last time I showered was last year!”

When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you :

then i realize it was my reflection in the store mirror

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if you’ve watched the commercials, you’d probably get it…

Damn! That’s What She Said!: First day back to school after break

becauseimamermaid:

You see your best friend

You see the girl who thinks she’s your best friend

You see the girl you never got along with

You see the girl that chopped her hair off

Then you tell your best friend about them

You see the “popular girl”

You see your favorite teacher

(via sleepingwithdesires)

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

Before 1990: ////////

1990://////

1991://///

1992://///////////

1993:////////////////

1994://////////////////////////

1995: /////////////////////////////////////////

1996: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1998: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1999: ////////////////////

2000: //

After 2000: /

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When someone gives you a gift you don't like ›

theannoyingskwid:

At first you’re like:

But then when you open it:

Then someone asks:

Then you’re like:


After you’re like:


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